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Gotta love your peeps

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"Dude. How can you eat those?" Spinner asked Easter morning. The two Cortez brothers were in the kitchen, enjoying the Easter goodies their mother had sent them.

"Like everybody else. With my mouth." Sherman answered and popped a bright yellow, sugar coated marshmallow in the shape of a chick, into his mouth. "Want one?" He asked holding the box out to his brother.

"Ew. No. Those are from last year." Spinner said making a face. "They're probably covered in germs and dust. I'll eat my fresh ones thanks." He pulled out his own box of unopened peeps and opened them. "Stale peeps are gross."

"Are not. Age just makes them tastier." Sherman retorted.

"And nastier. Fresh peeps are so much better." Spinner countered.

"Yeah, only because they explode faster." His brother snorted. "Stale peeps make bigger and badder explosions than fresh ones."

"No way." Spinner cried. "My fresh peeps can beat your stale peeps any day at an explosion contest! Bring it on!" He challenged.

"All right." Sherman got up and opened the microwave. He placed one of his peeps and one of Spinner's peeps in the microwave before shutting the door. Setting the timer for two minutes he sat back down to watch.

"You just watch." Spinner told Sherman smugly. "My peep is gonna have the bigger explo-" At that moment, Stanford ran into the kitchen.

"Spinner! You've pulled your last prank!" He yelled.

"What did you do now?" Sherman asked. Spinner shrugged.

"Why don't you come down to the hub's garage and see?" Stanford snapped. The Cortez brothers looked at each other and shrugged before following a livid Sanford towards the garage.

Vert, half awake and in his pajamas, entered the kitchen as they left. Yawning, he opened the freezer and pulled out a microwavable burrito. Walking over to the microwave he waited till the timer went off and opened the door.

SPLAT!
Happy Easter Everybody! :D

This was a blurp partially based on a conversation I had with my dad this morning minus the exploding peeps in the mircowave part.

And for the record, I'm with Sherman. Stale peeps are soooo much better than fresh ones. :3


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Dragonstar78's avatar
did you know that peep eyes never melt.
no matter how long they're left in the sink, they will still be there, staring up at you.
Crap, and I didn't get around to buying any peeps this year *pouts*